In This House We Appreciate Danny DeVito

my birthday is in july! :)

I love that human humor has basically never changed thousands of years ago we were still shitposters

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

i know cheating is bad but i'd like to thank it for what it has done for music & movie industry

I love environmental storytelling

Its fucking hieroglyphs with you people

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

im a protected species you fucking asshole