Some fake things that aren't real are low key really importsnt

crack the egg of sympathy and make the omelette of compassion

computer. die young by kesha. loud enough to kill

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

thank god vampirism is a flexible metaphor

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

I could jerk off to any Rothko dead sober