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here's some discourse for you: i'm literally nice and cute

I’m lying face down on the floor. Reblog to join.

men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers

I think they should make the boner pills in pink instead of blue just to see if cishet men can handle it

Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

Now I'm eating croutons straight out of the bag.

Still no homo ?

I'm gonna level with you, friend: I am eating these croutons gay style.

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

Sasha the Christmas Tiger has a new friend

We have a whole pantheon of animal gods on Tumblr, don’t we?

We do! There’s a lot of cats.

What do you think Miette should be goddess of? Indignation? Imprisonment? Retribution? Drama? Something else? I can’t decide.

INDIGNATION!

Now THIS is the Dragula babe content I WANT.

I’m crying this person is so hot