Oh K, Okay

standing at the edge of the mosh pit frantically reading the wikipedia page for "music"

“you’re a claudia apologist” actually, i’m not! she’s never done anything wrong ever and therefore there’s nothing to apologize about.

One of my roommates is from China and neither of us speaks the other’s language but lately when she’s in a chatty mood she comes into our kitchen and shows me these douyin Matt Damon x Ben Affleck RPF videos and puts her theories about how Ben has been pining for Matt into google translate for me to read. fujoing out transcends language barriers

literally what is armand doing on that fuck ass iPad

why is anthony bourdain always bullying those gay vampires. is this the interview

afraid i may have touched a sadness within myself i cannot jerk my way out of

My coffee maker is such a faggot. Every time I use it it whines and moans and groans and pisses all over the place

i think they're called baristas

Are women who read bara fujoshis or is that another thing

scholars, they're called. Academics.