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i would never wish celiac on anyone but sometimes i wish i could give people the experience temporarily so they stop judging me for being so cautious around food. someone once gave me a hard time for only ever ordering the same thing at one of the few local restaurants i can eat at, and it's like.... well, i have confirmed that this one thing will not poison me. i have not yet confirmed that anything else on the menu will not poison me. i don't feel like violently throwing up today if i take a risk that pans out badly.

Oh you take medications to manage your symptoms? That pales in comparison to my strategy of only eating raw eggs, avoiding anything that could possibly cause a flare-up and taking 50 different supplements every day.

why not give yourself an extra pronoun? as a treat. go pick one out champ. you earned it. i am so proud of you

oh that's a good choice buddy. i've had my Her for a long time. make sure you check out the neos in the next aisle before you make your decision though ok? in the next several aisles i mean

pardon me can you direct us to the changing rooms? my friend here wanted to try on this Emself before buying it

take your time pal. i'm gonna go see about upgrading my he/him package

heheh. package

i understand that it's unreasonable to expect a band on world tour to play in every country in the world but i do think they should only be allowed to call it a world tour if they play in every continent. we need to make it embarrassing to say world tour and then not even step foot in africa

i love clicking on somebody’s ao3 profile and seeing the most nonsensical collection of fandoms. like yess let's live a thousand lifetimes

does it mean a girl likes you if she builds a labyrinth around your house