Fat Bnnuy

ik tumblr is cringe or whatever but i really do feel like my blog is my own little house and it’s incredibly comforting to be here

the shit you do to make a dying phone work when you dont wanna buy a new phone is amazing. my phone no longer charges unless i plug and unplug the charger exactly ten times & then flip the charger around then it works. I dont want to say i have to fuck the port a little bit first but i have to fuck the port a little bit first

some of you need to re-learn the word "selfish" and stop calling everyone a fucking narcissist

caught you with hope in your eyes yesterday cut that shit out

"do it scared" this "do it tired" that. well no one ever talks about the fucking insurmountable "do it with greasy hair"

it just pisses me off that any discussion of fatphobia has to get earmarked with "but it's okay if you personally want to lose weight!" "not insulting anyone in their own weight loss journey!" etc. weight loss is constantly advertised, medically mandated, and socially demanded of us by our peers, friends, coworkers, families, lovers, and any particularly chatty strangers. i promise that everyone will be okay and survive if they very very occasionally have to hear a fatty say something about body politics without first paying appropriate lip service to the enforcement of the norm and how utterly valid it actually is

Your body must be rested and fed if you wish to be a pervert.

RAM should cost $1 and every AI-peddling CEO should be fed to a large Beast

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

I said everything was okie dokie artichokie but to be honest it's been extra horrendous asparagus