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shout out to the older woman in the snack aisle at walmart who just answered her phone and snapped “i’m in an important meeting, what do you want?”

booty shorts that say “i am indirectly responsible for verizon’s billion dollar loss” on the ass

It’s “tomorrow” only after you have slept, no matter how much past midnight it is.

Hi I live in Richmond VA and I love my city so much, this morning 60 people woke up to find old television sets just sitting on their porches or lawns. Even better, those with security cameras recorded the person(s) responsible and they cannot be identified because they were wearing a jumpsuit and tv on their head

anyone else ever daydream for 6 hours straight and then after ur just like nah let’s scrap that and do it all again but slightly to the left

Miku Miku you can call me Miku blue Hair blue tie hiding in your wifi hat down cross town livin like a rockstar spent a lot of money on my brand new gee tar

if you shake my shoulders i’ll make a wobbling sound like laminated paper

scrap passports. they should check your vibes at the airport instead

im not a homestuck anymore bro i swear, this hypothetical strife specibus, chumhandle, god tier, dreamself, quest planet, sprite prototypes, and fetch modus are just for emergencies i swear. dude. dude i swear. this trollsona is just for emergencies i promise. dude

I went to a clown hatchery in Madison today and oh my FUCKING god there must've been at least 10000 clowns there. it was incredible

the breeder told me he's been operational for 8 years now and djfjhd the new morphs he's working with are amazing with the regular white orange and snowflakes he's working with something that gives. them a blue tone they're gorgeous

I read this like 10 times before I realized you were probably talking about fish

Not to sound like a common whore but can someone hold my hand and rub it with their thumb comfortingly