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Steve Martin isn't very funny by himself

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40 minutes of weird drunken rambling leading to the King Tut song, and this is in the Library of Congress huh

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Steve Martin : at least he's not Chevy Chase

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Steve Martin isn't very funny by himself

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40 minutes of weird drunken rambling leading to the King Tut song, and this is in the Library of Congress huh

Steve Martin isn't very funny by himself

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Something you aren't warned about as a modern parent is just how many Very Hungry Caterpillar books there are

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Did we really need a legacy children's character to explain this one

#Ooooh Eric Carles estate is pumping them out to make money off his style #That's sad man

Something you aren't warned about as a modern parent is just how many Very Hungry Caterpillar books there are

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Just got a notification for a post someone tagged me in seven years ago 👍 great website keep up the something

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does anyone out there want a commission. i still managed to overspend this month bc of paying my taxes and forgetting about my patreon payments. extremely embarrassing on my part.

$30 for 2 figures, full body, black and white

$40 for 2 figures, full body, flat color

other options debatable. email me [email protected]

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forgot to link to my art tag for samples. also here's some crap ive been working on so you know im not a total hack. they're WIPs but

It's god damn bizarre how much of your own shitty childhood can get brought back to light and scrutinized by the simple act of uuuuhh being a decent parent yourself. Like when we plan to go do things the first thing on my mind is "how can we make sure the kid has a good time, what's going to be at this thing that he can do and enjoy" and if there's any money that needs to be spent I prioritize that

Then I remembered how going anywhere 'fun' with my parents was like the exact opposite lol we're gonna walk by all the fun stuff here because that's boring to the adults now sit here while mom drinks an overpriced bud light

#Oh you're scared of the thrill rides cause you're a little kid then I guess we're not gonna do anything #I'm never gonna understand this I get so happy when he's happy #there's literally nothing better than seeing him experience something fun for the first time

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Hey, I've been thinking about you. If you'd like to and when you're ready, would you share a funny story about Tucker? And maybe one about Sheila, too? Sending love. 💝

That is incredibly kind of you!

I think one of my favorite memories of Tucker was when we took him to MAGstock one year, which is a video game conventions annual summer camping strip. We had an old Chevy van we converted into a very basic camper and took him with us.

He was moderately ok with the situation but one of those nights we hung out around a campfire with some friends and this one girl was like "Hey, I'm sorry, I'm really really high and your dog is so soft" and like for hours this girl just sat next to Tucker, petting him, telling him he was cute, and feeding him Utz cheese balls while coming down from her high. He had the time of his life lol

That was a pretty great trip.

As for Sheila, she had a very fun way of hiding in the strangest places. We'd realize we hadn't seen her in hours and went looking for her only to find her in like a tote bag. She also despised other cats and would make the most demonic sounds when she saw one outside.

Also here's Tucker having fun in the snow lol

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I'd like to thank you for sending me this ask today, I had to take his leftover medication and food to the vet today. So I got a slew of "sorry for your loss" that always is appreciated but stings. Having these memories in mind helps

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#RICHMOND MENTIONED!!!#I remember this thread it was beautiful

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Hey, I've been thinking about you. If you'd like to and when you're ready, would you share a funny story about Tucker? And maybe one about Sheila, too? Sending love. 💝

That is incredibly kind of you!

I think one of my favorite memories of Tucker was when we took him to MAGstock one year, which is a video game conventions annual summer camping strip. We had an old Chevy van we converted into a very basic camper and took him with us.

He was moderately ok with the situation but one of those nights we hung out around a campfire with some friends and this one girl was like "Hey, I'm sorry, I'm really really high and your dog is so soft" and like for hours this girl just sat next to Tucker, petting him, telling him he was cute, and feeding him Utz cheese balls while coming down from her high. He had the time of his life lol

That was a pretty great trip.

As for Sheila, she had a very fun way of hiding in the strangest places. We'd realize we hadn't seen her in hours and went looking for her only to find her in like a tote bag. She also despised other cats and would make the most demonic sounds when she saw one outside.

Also here's Tucker having fun in the snow lol

There's a Temu ad I get every couple posts that tries to open a pop-up my browser blocks whenever I scroll past it

Great job Tumblr your quality control irt ads continues to suck ass 👍

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Alright your Discord avatar and tumblr avatar are locked in a closet for 7 minutes ala 7 Minutes In Heaven. What happens

#Laura Palmer gets to pet a singing cat

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everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

#Zucchini and summer squash #I put them in the air fryer with olive oil salt garlic turmeric and pepper it was delicious

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Every time I've ever tried to make overnight oatmeal anything in my routine it was for unhealthy weight loss reasons but this time it's for getting more soluble fiber reasons and I have to keep reminding myself it's allowed to taste good.

Wow I didn't know oatmeal could taste good

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That was incredibly good. I was worried the chia seeds would make the texture yucky but I didn't even notice. It's amazing how much easier it is to eat healthier when your sole focus isn't calorie counts

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Every time I've ever tried to make overnight oatmeal anything in my routine it was for unhealthy weight loss reasons but this time it's for getting more soluble fiber reasons and I have to keep reminding myself it's allowed to taste good.

Wow I didn't know oatmeal could taste good

#I've got blueberries and brown sugar and granola in mine this morning #Letting the traumatized fat girl in me know that brown sugar and granola doesn't magically negate the soluble fiber and iron

When you've been married 14 years and together 23 and you have a one year old and your beloved dog died last week and there was a storm that knocked the power out last night and neither of you slept

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