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At this rate Rat Race is a better Cannonball Run movie than Cannonball Run

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pandavalkyrie

Ben: Can we watch a movie?

Me: Sure but it needs to be something stupid I can half pay attention to

Ben: Cannonball Run? That seems like it might be stupid

Me: It stars Dom Deloise. It's stupid by default

pandavalkyrie

It feels wrong watching a movie with Dom Deloise's voice where I can see his face

pandavalkyrie

We're making a modern cast of this movie and here's what we have so far:

Burt Reynolds is Pedro Pascal

Farah Fawcett is Sabrina Carpenter

The redneck guys are Billy Bob Thornton and Woody Harrelson

Jackie Chan is still Jackie Chan but he gets to be actually Chinese instead of Japanese Jackie Chan?????

Dom Deluise is Zack Galifinakis but we all know Hollywood would cast Jack Black

Roger Moore is Daniel Craig BUT! He plays his knives out character not James Bond that's the joke

I have no idea who plays Sammy Davis Jr and Dean Martin I'm struggling for a modern equivalent

Mia Goth is Adrienne Barbeau

pandavalkyrie

boy this movie got real racist real fast

#The 70s were uuuuh bad

pandavalkyrie

Ben: Can we watch a movie?

Me: Sure but it needs to be something stupid I can half pay attention to

Ben: Cannonball Run? That seems like it might be stupid

Me: It stars Dom Deloise. It's stupid by default

pandavalkyrie

It feels wrong watching a movie with Dom Deloise's voice where I can see his face

pandavalkyrie

We're making a modern cast of this movie and here's what we have so far:

Burt Reynolds is Pedro Pascal

Farah Fawcett is Sabrina Carpenter

The redneck guys are Billy Bob Thornton and Woody Harrelson

Jackie Chan is still Jackie Chan but he gets to be actually Chinese instead of Japanese Jackie Chan?????

Dom Deluise is Zack Galifinakis but we all know Hollywood would cast Jack Black

Roger Moore is Daniel Craig BUT! He plays his knives out character not James Bond that's the joke

I have no idea who plays Sammy Davis Jr and Dean Martin I'm struggling for a modern equivalent

Mia Goth is Adrienne Barbeau

pandavalkyrie

Ben: Can we watch a movie?

Me: Sure but it needs to be something stupid I can half pay attention to

Ben: Cannonball Run? That seems like it might be stupid

Me: It stars Dom Deloise. It's stupid by default

pandavalkyrie

It feels wrong watching a movie with Dom Deloise's voice where I can see his face

Ben: Can we watch a movie?

Me: Sure but it needs to be something stupid I can half pay attention to

Ben: Cannonball Run? That seems like it might be stupid

Me: It stars Dom Deloise. It's stupid by default

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ozempicofficial

Trauma dumping on the petco checkout girl because I thought I got all my crying done in the parking lot and then she asked if I was having a lovely day

#Sad dog posting

The panda cub has this thing going on right now where the sound of someone blowing their nose sends him into a terrified meltdown and you can probably guess how unfortunate that is considering how often I'm crying and thus needing to blow my nose

berdymane

#More than once I've seen someone scream You can't park there to someone in distress like wtf is wrong with you #Oh this person is having an incredibly terrible time lemme scream a meme phrase at them I'm so funny and original

My YouTube front page is all talking heads rambling about politics and society issues which normally is what I'm all about but I can't handle sad/upsetting topics today I just can't, does anyone have any recs for stuff I can play in the background while I work that's like fun

#I guess I can listen to some WHM I don't know why podcasts aren't doing it for me right now #I'm pretty much treating these videos like podcasts

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Back when we had to put Sheila down Ben and I started playing Overwatch again as a distraction hopefully we can find a healthier coping mechanism this time around

It's the first morning without him and I'm struggling. It's not the collar I lovingly placed center on the mantel or the basket I used to collect all of his stuffies.

It's the clump of fur next to the couch. The jar of peanut butter we used to give him his many meds by the coffee maker. The not even half used bag of dog food I didn't need to open. The baby gate I didn't bother putting up.

It's the flowers from the mimosa tree scattered across the yard where we laid him down for the last time, and knowing every year when it blooms I'm going to think of him.

#Sad dog posting

So sorry for your loss ❤️ Tucker was such a good boy that lived a life full of love, keeping you all in my thoughts.

thank you

He really was a perfect dog

It's over

#Sad dog posting #I'm gonna write something big later when I can go three minutes without crying

We're paying a butt load of money for a compassionate care service to come to us but fucking hell the waiting around sucks so bad I'm barely lucid while scrolling sitting with him

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tanoraqui

my hottest take is that I truly think every person should get emotionally invested in at least one local sports team - any team, any sport; chose based on their colors or if you like high-scoring or low-scoring games or which player you think is hottest - and go to at least one (1) live game each year; and at that game you need to cheer and/or boo at the top of your lungs with everyone else, and thus microdose on the human instincts for 'us vs them' thinking, mob mentality, and bloodlust. Because if you don't accept these things in yourself and periodically indulge them in something petty like sports, you'll accidentally put them in politics, fandom shipping, etc. instead, which I think we can all agree is Worse.

#Once the panda cub gets old enough to care we're gonna take him to like #Flying Squirrels baseball games or Capitals if he likes hockey #I'd take him to DC for that a few times a year if he wanted #And then if he gets into it I'll do so right there with him

pandavalkyrie

It's looking like today's the day

pandavalkyrie

yeah it's today

#Sad dog posting

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