Ben, after a friend gave us their barely used and very expensive car seat: Stuff like this keeps happening. I feel like the universe is about to throw something at me to pay this back
The universe, an hour later: How about a lost, scared, hungry dog running terrified around your neighborhood
YOU GUUUUYYYYYSSSSS
Find very sweet dog. She looks unkempt, she's trembling, and has a very haggard shock collar on. Gave her food and water and she ate like she was starving.
Dog had a phone number and name on her second normal collar. We called multiple times and no one answered
Meanwhile there is another dog going fucking crazy in the yard of the divorced mom across the street who until today has not had a dog in her yard
Ben knocks on her door, nothing
Every shelter, rescue, aspca and the humane society are closed. Animal control is closed. So I had to call the cops because we don't know this dog and we have a toddler and it's fucking hot out
Cop eventually comes and takes her into custody. They sit in his car for awhile while he tries again to call the owner and does paperwork or whatever (apologies to our non involved neighbors who stepped out looking VERY concerned)
The moment, literally the fucking moment the cop car drives away a man we've never seen before comes out of divorced moms front door and they so obviously just threw on whatever clothes they could find and her kids were nowhere girl THEY WERE FUCKIIIIIIIIINGGGGGG I hope that shit was good for y'all to miss like five calls and knocks on your door
GIRL I KNOW IT'S BEEN TWO YEARS BUT MAYBE GET SOME DICK FROM A GUY WHO ACTUALLY TAKES CARE OF HIS DOOOOGGGGSSSSSS
