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oh no, the consequences (having to write papers instead of torturing The Character) of my own actions (deciding to do a fucking master's program) are finally catching up to me. no one could have seen this coming least of all me

Early Merlin is so funny because Merlin is hacking away at their red string of fate trying to cut it off and then you blink and suddenly he’s getting walked on that red string like a dog

What is the first song on your Spotify Wrapped that has a type of animal in the title? What is the first song that has someone's name in the title?

Are you using Martian Wikipedia why does it specify "human settlement"

Loser older sister core

You should be able to listen to a full album without looking at your phone. You should be able to watch a 3 hour film from beginning to end without checking social media. If you can't do this, you need to start training your attention span as if it were a physical muscle. I don't experience boredom or restlessness because I've trained my brain to not be dependent on quick stimuli and dopamine hits. If you can't chill on a park bench while waiting for a friend with just your imagination to keep you company, you need to learn how to do it ASAP because one day we may not have access to the internet.

‘ She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards’ is the greatest fucking sentence I have ever read.

THE ORIGINAL??