yikes!!!

the robot apocalypse will be caused by people talking about the robot apocalypse so much that the robots will think that’s what we want and they’re just trying their best

this is true

what should i do of this empty stomach of mine

fill it with rocks

does anyone that’s normal have any suggestions

Yeah I was embarrassing when I was 15 who isn’t. Was also Embarrassing at 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. Last week. Yesterday

[blows kisses] for the fanfic writers

*blows kisses back* for the readers who leave comments

This is literally the most embarrassing thing I have ever read

Me

Congratulations to our sleeper agent who planted this so creeps will embarrass themselves

It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.

possible causes of civil war

omg this was so accurate

me on the left tbh..

R.I.P. to the fuck I almost gave.

I think i am subconsciously trying to ruin my own life

hey if you’re under 18 dont post nudes of yourself 

Hey if you’re under 18 do whatever the hell you want with your body because it’s your body

Hey if you’re under 18 and post nudes of yourself that is child pornography.

when that seasonal depression hit someone add a pic im on mobile

i hope donkey kong walks into my house and smashes a barrel over my head killing me instantly