Detective Comics #975
Jason⌠youâre still killing all of us.
Look at him growing <333
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Detective Comics #975
Jason⌠youâre still killing all of us.
Look at him growing <333

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 @wasntmjâ :
mary jane doesnât understand why mama insists on her having a tutor.  it isnât like theyâll be staying here long,  even though mary jane could never say that to mama because mamaâs convinced that this time around itâll turn out good.  itâs a good school with a good programme,  mama had told her the first day when they moved in,  brushing mary janeâs hair back with this wide, beautiful smile.  youâre gonna make friends in no time!  she has made zero friends so far.  well,  thereâs stiles and alisha,  she guesses,  who are kind enough to be her lab partners in mrs johnsonâs class,  but  âŚÂ  she still spends lunch time in the bathroom stall. so. does it matter ? Â
and she has no idea where gayleâs gone to.  gayle isnât supposed to go anywhere, but apparently she has some friends she said she wanted to meet  (  what friends ?  mj has no idea.  they just got here two months ago ) , and now mary jane doesnât know what time gayleâll come back.  mamaâs not gonna be happy for sure.  and now mary janeâs even failing this tutoring session.  she hates this.  she hates not being able to be as quick with all these sentences and exam questions like she should be.  and she hates that jasonâs obviously not happy with her progress.
are you gonna scream at me?  sheâd almost wanted to ask,  way too old for a mere thirteen year old.  are you gonna yell and hit me ?  mary jane doesnât know,  but for some reason,  all sheâd wanted to do was see what he would do rather than placate any annoyance sheâs brought forward in him so far.  so mary jane pushes at the book,  and groans.  loud.
â  no, â  she pouts frustratingly,  â  i still donât get it.  whatâs the point ?  â
  @ridingred  + plotted
   jasonâs slow march towards insanity was definitely being sped up by the undeniable and fucking horrendous energy of one mary jane watson from school. he had, naively, thought that the whole tutoring thing would be a piece of cake--after all, he was doing great at school, his grades were impressive and despite way too many late nights and poorly concealed vigilante related injuries, his attendance wasnât terrible either. in theory, he thought he could handle this.
   but hell hath no fury or compressed-into-a-single-entity restlessness quite like mj. he likes her more than he does most of his other schoolmates--mostly because theyâre all snobby rich kids, and despite technically now also being kinda rich (or at least living in a rich guys house), jason has yet to even want to figure out how to properly get along with any of them--what can he say? he doesnât think the charming crime alley accent helps his case much.Â
   --but his lack of calm right now probably has more to do with the two hours of sleep he got after riddler made patrol run long, rather than her inability to understand how trigonometry worked. he sighed, ran his hands through his already messy hair, scrubbed them over his face before just, â--the point is passing ms. parkâs math class and not having to listen to a weâre very disappointed in you lecture from the dean.â he decides to appeal to his audience--they both know she doesnât really care about trig, which no one does, but they both know as the only poor kids in a rich school, that failing a class and having the teacher tell the dean, who then tells your parent is not an option.
There are days when this panel from Gotham Knights #11 just speaks to me. Today is one of those days.
bloodiedpearlsâ:
Bruce resisted a chuckle, but the corner of his mouth twitched for a second. âThe next time someone says itâs important, I promise it will be important and we need you here.â He gave an eager nod, craving Alfredâs cooking right now just as badly. âAnd waffles. And pancakes.â He pulled the chair next to him out for Jason to sit down. âWe need to work on the communication.âÂ
While dubious in terms of quality, Jason knows for sure that life was at least easier when the lot of the bats had basically banished him, or generally ignored his existence for everyoneâs benefit. At least then he didnât have to worry about scheduling so much. âYâsure about that? The lot of you give some pretty dodgy reasons for âimportantâ summons.â Jasonâs starting to keep a list of all the dumbest reasons someone has used their official comms to drag him out of bed. At least this entry came with food. He sighs and collapses into the chair. âThink that oneâs a lost cause, B. For it to work everyoneâd have to be speaking to each other, in the same timezone, not doing UC shit and not be dead.â
A surprisingly difficult set of prerequisites.
notafossilâ:
   Steveâs brows lift a little at the manâs question, and he takes a moment to glance him over. he doesnât know who this one is, admittedly. doesnât know what side heâs on, either. so he doesnât put the shield away, keeps it in his hand as he cocks his head just a little bit. Â
  â you donât need to salute me. â he tells him, stepping closer to offer out his hand. â Steve Rogers. Whoâre you? â
   --alright, already going better than any recent run inâs with JL members, but Jason is a wary thing by nature. eyes the extended hand for a moment longer than is probably polite, undoubtedly suspicious before grasping it with his own gauntlet covered hand and shaking firmly.Â
   what was it alfred had always said about a firm handshake? ah well, he canât fucking remember. âi dunno, seems appropriate. somehow.â he replies, only half being sarcastic. â--Red Hood.â

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â i want to be there when you get what's coming to you. â
   â--ouch, one joke and suddenly youâre ready to send in the death squad. is this a Russian thing?â
ooc. greetings earthlings, iâve been sewing and thesis writing too much, so iâm gonna try and ger through some of my drafts, and maybe also start on my headcanon re-vamp & re-post.
Jason: *picks up a hitchhiker*
After a few miles...
Hitchhiker: Aren't you afraid that I might be a serial killer?
Jason: Nah, the odds of two serial killers being in the same car is highly unlikely.
âa memory of wind, by rachel swirsky

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wcrldliarâ:
â  technically, i didnât.  he was just following orders from higher ups in the organisation weâve planted him in.  gotham just happened to be one of the site he was assigned to.  â   but why would vigilantes care about semantics?  easy.  they donât.  and by the attitude heâs giving her so far,  maria certainly canât be expected to have an apology letter with some flowers delivered. too bad -  sheâs already fantasising lily and baby breaths.
â  the problem is heâs supposed to get us the information on the fact that the drug trafficking doubles as a human trafficking and human experimentation syndicate.  apparently,  being super-powered is all the jazz right now.  who wouldâve thought ?  â  sheâs dry,  but not without a hint of a smirk marring the edge of her mouth  -   itâs not really a shock for her to have figured out that red hood is, in a way,  an enhanced human too.  itâs just how is he enhanced, and to what extent  is whatâs not on the records.
it doesnât matter.  sheâs not here to evaluate him.  maria moves on :  â  we canât get any information now though, since you shot him.  you see where iâm going with this?  â
   âso what iâm hearing is whoever you assigned to be his handler is not very good at their job and should probably take a pay cut.â really, he was failing to see how any of this was his problem. âbecause if he was a good handler, he would have heard âgothamâ and warned your uc guy that the place is full of vigilantes who donât take kindly to drug lords.â none of the bats really did, but heâd be lying if he said that the red hood wasnât a little notorious for being particularly unkind to drug traffickers.
   âoi, i shot him clean through the shoulder, heâll heal fine and with a gnarly scar. what more could you possibly want?â if she was waiting for an apology, sheâd be waiting a damn long time--everyone knew that undercover work came with risks, and sometimes those risks involved bullets through the shoulder.Â
   still, itâs news to him--not the trafficking and experimentation syndicate, he knew that was going on, he just didnât know that it was connected to this particular drug syndicate. not that heâs going to admit that to miss high-and-mighty over here--not on his life. â--if i get you the intel, are you gonna stop chewing me out?â
@thedarkempath liked for a starter
   â--am I still persona non grata or am I allowed to call upon your benevolence regarding this really cursed amulet Iâve ended up with?â Donât ask where the amulet came from or how he knows itâs cursed, really, itâs better for everyone that some stories are never told.
   â--Iâm just sayinâ that if we hadnât let guillotines fall out of fashion, rich people wouldnât be acting up nearly as much as they are these days.â
batcowmasterâ:
âYou have no idea what youâre talking about, Todd.â He replied and crossed his arms. âIâve had a growth spurt. You should update your information.â
âAh yes. A whole inch. You must be so proud.â The kid actually had grown a bit--Jason could tell, but that hardly means heâs going to admit it. No, no.Â
ooc. unfriendly reminder that if you consider shipping two fictional characters (including the bat kids) with each other to be at all comparable to the actual abuse of a real child, then you have no moral compass and probably are just seeking an excuse to bully others so you can feel superior to someone.Â

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Bruce going through his utility belt checklist and noting who the items are for
Phone charger (Duke, Tim)
Juice box (Damian, Dick)
Fidget toys (Dick, himself)
Kindle (Jason)
Lollipops (all children đ¨âđ§âđŚ)
Gummy worms (Cass)
Tampon (Steph, Cass. Just in case.)
Epi-Pen (Tim)
A very small dinosaur figurine that Duke gave him (himself)
Pen and mini sketch pad (Damian)
Tootsie Rolls (if Clark stops by)
Condom
Tamagotchi (Cass, Damian)
Shrimp??? đ¤
who put shrimp in my utility belt
I mean it. Weâre not going out until someone tells me who did it.
This behavior is unacceptable. This is disgusting.
Well? Iâm waiting. Someone has to know who did this.
Iâm serious. Who put the goddamned shrimp in here? No, no, weâre not leaving yet. Get back here. Do you think Iâm joking? Do I look amused? Weâre all staying right here until one of you comes forward.
I canât believe the disrespect I have to put up with from this family
Shrimp?!
Fine, you know what? Now no one gets to go out. Weâre all staying right here in the cave. How do you feel about that? Are you satisfied with yourselves? Condiment King is pouring mustard all over city hall and weâre stuck here because of your bad choices.