big gay doggie

srry i pressed like on yr post 15 seconds after you posted it unfortunately im on here 24 hours a day. do you still like me

im gonna make it big someday just you watch

*goes back to jerkin it*

THANK YOU OP I FINALLY FOUND WHATS ON MY TREE. ITS BEES.

DID THE FRANTIC BUZZING MEAN NOTHING TO YOU???

I am going to be so real with you. I thought it was just ambient game noises.

I come back to inform the masses that it was in fact a locust nest NOT bees

in retrospect it's pretty funny that the most used computer port for many years just completely sucked shit to the point of there being normie memes about it

I mean when your biggest tech issue is "takes an extra 10 seconds (at most) to plug in if you're not paying attention" that's pretty good! Imagine if you had a printer and the printer's biggest problem was that the paper took a few tries to insert into the tray. You'd want to fuck that printer.

I'd want to fuck that printer.

Settlers of catan

LOL so the other day I was scampering about squeaking and looking for cheese and such when I saw the farmer out in the field and, get this, he was trying to pull a turnip out of the ground, but the turnip was like really big, right, so he couldn’t do it 😅 like he was really struggling. Weak fuckinh farmer. So he calls over his wife and she holds onto his waist and starts pulling too but the turnip is still stuck. So she calls over their kid and she grabs onto her grandma and now all three of them are huffing and puffing but the damn turnip won’t budge. This is one crazy ass root vegetable. So they call over the dog and I’m thinking, girl, this is not going to work. but the dog bites down on the kids pants and starts pulling. It’s like a damn conga line. No dice. The dog starts whimpering and next thing you know the cat wanders over and bites the mutt right on her tail and starts pulling. So I’m laughing my ass off at this point but the cat starts looking at me. And normally we don’t really get on, the cat and me. But there’s this desperation in her eyes. In all of their eyes, really. Like, if I can’t dig up a damn tuber then who am I. What’s the point of it all, if there’s an enormous turnip that’s stronger than me. And I can see the future unfolding in my mind. The cat will never respect the dog again, and dog will never obey the kid, who will probably run away from home to find a new jacked grandma. And the farmers wife will leave him, and the whole damn charade of masculinity will crumble and fall. And I shouldn’t care right. I have no stake in this. This is some funny shit. But how funny would it be if little old me pitched in and the turnip actually came uprooted. I’ve got no ego. nobody respects a gay little mouse in this city. If I don’t make a difference here, no loss. But if I save the day? Can you imagine? Outdid by a mouse? The farmer would be delivering me fresh brie on the daily and the cat would probably have to move to a different area code to escape the mockery. So, in the spirit of cooperation, I grab the cat’s tail, and I give a little tug. Just the one. And I swear to god, it feels like an earthquake. Up comes the turnip, big as a house, and the farmer falls on his ass, and so does his wife, and all down the line. And I hop up on the cats head and scamper up the backs of the team as they catch their breath, and I leap up onto the turnip itself and I take a big bite out of it. And let me tell you: that shit? Tasted like a turnip

i honestly love it when ur playing an rpg and you heal by eating food. oh i appear to be grievously injured, better have a yummy snack #myyummysnack

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

THANK YOU OP I FINALLY FOUND WHATS ON MY TREE. ITS BEES.

DID THE FRANTIC BUZZING MEAN NOTHING TO YOU???

Moots can we all curl up in a nest of pillows and blankets and make a cuddle pile