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basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

creates a porn sideblog and you look in there and its just pictures of fucked up stairs leading nowhere

REMEMBER IF YOU HONK ALLYOU AT ME I WILL HONK HONK IF YOU GET ANY CLOSER U HAVE TO HONK IF IF YOU WILL IF I HONK MYSELF WANT HONK IF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY HONK

Hey, hey, look me in the eyes when I tell you this okay? The whole "do trans women or trans men have it worse?" debate going on right now is the most obvious CIA bullshit on earth cause honestly we've both got it pretty shitty and fighting each other isn't helping anyone

when a mommy and daddy love eachother vrry much a stork will show up and they will have an inter-species 3 way and its very horrible how your father pounds the cloaca, but if thats what god wants, who am i to argue?

there are some apples that were conceived with hatred inside of them

i just ate an evil apple

You can lie when you name things

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

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I'm in your phone. Let me out or feed me coffee

Throw me into the air let's play airplane. I'm still in your phone toss it up into the air and play airplane with me

the devil gives me seven special bullets that are all guaranteed to hit, but the last one will kill whoever the devil decides. after using all six of my special bullets i fire the seventh hoping it’ll hit the sergeant who i hate but instead it flies into my head. for a moment i thought i died but then i realize that the girl in my head who’s always talking about being a hero of justice has gone completely silent and i fall to my knees in despair