beedrill is not your enemy

one thing that NEVER fails to crack me up about the lightning thief is how everyone is like oh haha percy is so SLOW on the uptake, but it’s ABSOLUTELY not his fault nobody explains SHIT to him lol

I gotta go I'm doing hot girl shit *continues to peel the yellow wallpaper*

period dramas are so sexy BECAUSE they wanna fuck SO BAD but they can’t. it’s all about the repressing, the wanting and the yearning and i just hnnnnghhhh–

i have a little switch in my head. its two settings are “do everything immediately” and “do nothing at all”. i do not control what the switch is set to, and there is no third setting

why does no one talk about how the raven cycle books give you memory loss?? like?? i don’t remember shit from those books. if you’d asked me for the plot now i’d be like ???

something went wrong in the laboratory when they made me, bestie

*gets a sunny day in february* ah......aH.....summer is here my love...i cant even remember what it was like being cold......

If I’m not tending an organic vegetable garden at my cottage in the mountains with my lover in five years, then what’s the point?

the sheer level of galaxy brain jane austen was on when she wrote “if i loved you less i might be able to talk about it more”

Women be treating themselves to Special Coffee Drinks to motivate themselves to accomplish tedious errands

me trying to cope: it doesn’t matter it doesn’t matter it doesn’t matter it doesn’t matter it doesn’t matter it doesn’t matter it doesn’t matter it doesn’t matter it

not to talk about doctor who but remember being a lonely depressed teenager and hearing him say '900 years of time and space and i've never met anyone who wasn't important'

ted cruz’s silence right now is deafening 

i have to stop finding things out this way

Can’t risk it

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.