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Cosmic Funnies
One Nice Bug Per Day
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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AnasAbdin
we're not kids anymore.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
d e v o n
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Keni
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Qifrey/Henry/Toby | 20 | Engaged! | Studying Forensic Scientist & Taxidermist.
I block at will for any/all reasons
🖋️ strawpage if need be
tags;
#✍️.rambling
#telegraph answers
#telegraph reblog
#the taxidermist’s satchel <- for items i carry on me
#taxidermists pesky cats <- for my cats
🌧️ the favourite mutual!
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The AntiCoke
coken't? conk't? cnotke? conk? cone't? cnon't? con't? cone'kt? cokn't?
Loving this. #coken't
grand invention, you should add a third substance to make it perfect
Hmmm i have glitter now (edible)
One quarter water one quarter coke, one quarter mystery substance and topped with glitter
"you wouldn't want that in real life" yeah i know it's called playing pretend, try to keep up
im being so serious when i say this but we need to bring back the "my genitals are none of your business" "if gender is whats in my pants then my gender is some loose change" mentality from the late 2010's because too many people on here are openly flirting with exclusionary people who spout enbyphobic rhetoric. stop caring about what people's agabs are you assholes. they literally mean nothing. they're not a zodiac sign or indicative of people's character. you are not wholly pure or wholly evil because of your assigned sex. you're just a person.
"what genitals do you have?" Is sexual harassment regardless if its from a security guard or a chronically online furry
Grace: *Retroactively freaking out about Doing A Misogyny™*
Rocky: Me and the bestie!!! :)
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The AntiCoke
coken't? conk't? cnotke? conk? cone't? cnon't? con't? cone'kt? cokn't?
Loving this. #coken't
grand invention, you should add a third substance to make it perfect
Noelle......
and out of the darkness - you you you you you
I see your “Rocky swears like a sailor but only in pitches humans can’t hear/refuses to teach Grace what those words mean” and raise you “Rocky swears like a sailor and now has to explain to Grace that ‘bad bad bad’ isn’t actually a sequence you play on your Eridian speech piano in polite company.”
Grace is both horrified and amused to realise that a more accurate translation for what Rocky’s been saying is “shit shit shit”.
Eridian government representative: Greetings Rocky, Saviour of Erid, and Grace, Saviour from Beyond the Stars. We are pleased to welcome you home.
Grace, haltingly on the keyboard Rocky built for him: Wassup bitches. Fucking jazzed to—
Rocky: GRACE STOP TALKING NOW NOW NOW I EXPLAIN LATER
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Was riding a provincial bus with my friend. The bus braked hard, and she caught me by the forehead. It was a meaty smack
rocky hunting grace while hes working like heh. going to pull big prank on grace. stupid human hearing so bad very bad and only 'see' with light-sense organ in one direction at a time. eridian best hunter on all erid, evolved best hunting veeeery quiet. scare grace a lot. very funny.
rocky is HORRIFIED mid stalk when grace suddenly stiffens and turns around to stare directly at him. HOW GRACE DO THAT HOW GRACE KNOW HOW GRACE KNOW
all the other weird fucked up cats are safe and happy and healthy btw
i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today
dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms
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So,, bloodymary, huh?
project hail mary is insane bc the first half is like oh my god the world is dying and there's alien bacteria eating the sun and there's some guy alone on a ship and he's having a breakdown and the flashbacks are getting darker and this is a tragedy the likes of which i have never seen. then BAM andy weir says fuck you actually. here's this pokemon guy he's here to save the day with the power of friendship. and it's the best thing you've ever seen in your life
