Tadpole Ascendant

Today’s aesthetic: photos of lurking animals that one wouldn’t reasonably expect to be capable of lurking.

Proof needed

That GIF is killing me

i literally never want a program to turn my smileys into one of their accursed emojis and yet they persist in their wretchedness

That moment when a new OC drops into your brain but they don’t have a story or anywhere to live yet and they won’t leave you alone so you gotta invent a whole new universe for ‘em the same way an oyster’s gotta invent a pearl around a grain of sand

Oh shit you put it into words.

I don’t like bars

I want to drink, not exacerbate tinnitus

Exactly. I don’t get paying 10 for a shot of alcohol that costs 30 dollars for a fifth (14 shots). The women are always slutty and not good homemakers. The men are usually chads , and the music is normie tier. I do like pool though. I simply don’t make enough money I guess to go to bars but I’d rather spend that money on hiking / camping supplies or ammo for the range. Oh well. But yeah bars suck.

If you were trying to write the worst possible response to this post, I’m not sure you’ve accomplished it, but you’ve certainly made an impressive effort

i think there needs to be a lying face down emoji

i’m in tears over this, why do you people think existential dread comes with a full ass out event

Something little I absolutely adore about Dorian is how thoughtful he is, and how much he likes it when he feels someone is being thoughtful towards him. You can notice that in every dialogue tree, if given the opportunity and you ask him if he’s alright or sympathize, he always approves. Similarly, from what I’ve noticed he’s actually one of the only companions who consistently asks the Inquisitor if they’re okay after major events, and if romanced you get SO many sweet bits of dialogue if you bring him along. For example, during Josephine’s quest when the assassin attacks you, after the battle’s done with Dorian barks out a “That’s the LAST time I agree to wait behind a door when you’re involved!“ and then after a second he goes on, much more softly, “Are you both alright?” Notice that he doesn’t even just ask the Inquisitor, but he specifically asks for Josie’s safety as well. When he says early in game that Tevinters care deeply about everything, it feels very real if you observe his characterization: he DOES care deeply about everything, about his homeland, about magic and arcane theory, about stopping Corypheus, and most importantly, about his friends and loved ones — about you.

“Tevinter lacks the presence of my best and only friend.”

It’s Dorian Feelings Day, apparently.

I’m actually glad we don’t live in an RPG world. We really take for granted being able to coexist with most animals. I don’t wanna have to pull out a longsword and beat the shit out of six crabs and two snails while a starfish snipes me with magic bullets every time I go to the beach.