special interest hell

the female half of my soul is always fag hagging for my male half that's why i am such a balanced individual

hang on i need to review my entire post history from all time and make sure i haven't said anything embarrassing

awful news guys

Hhhhhh need a pervy bf that wants me so bad he uses me in my sleep and pulls my underwear off and just laps at my cunt njjjjfhhsj

"I'm in the zone," said the adventurer, balancingly. "The zone of truth."

absolutely hate it when I wake up tired like what the fuck did I lie unconscious for

be a good digestive tract and digest for mommy. break down my meals for me. do not cause me pain or bloating.

they dipped me in flour and egg and they put me in boiling oil but I'm fine

Moving house tomorrow

Be careful, I've heard they're heavy