shit iāve heard chemistry majors say
- *student in a lab coat, cutting in the cafeteria line* YOU DONāT UNDERSTAND I DONāT HAVE A LOT OF TIME MY EXPERIMENT IS GOING TO CATCH FIREEEE
- *loud pop*
Ā Ā student, in very calm voice: well that was painful
- lab assistant, seeing me frantically pulling on gloves: oh no. what did you do now
- professor: come on guys, donāt hate on social sciences majorsā¦ itās not their fault they were born this way
- so i was grading your tests last night. i wanted to kill someone.
- you have five minutes until the end of class to finish the test. but i want to go outside for a smoke, so three
- *section of lab report titledĀ āapplications of compoundā* i heard that a drug cartel used it to dissolve bodies, should i list that?
-Ā āiām synthesizing this compound in my next lab class, what kind of stuff effects the success rate and yield?āĀ ādunno man, it depends on your karmaā
- based on my recent lab assignments, i have come to the conclusion that the professor wants me dead
- dude, Fehlingās solution contains glucose, what if it tastes like lemonade?
Ā *proceeds to dip finger in and lick it*
Ā well that was a disappointment. the potassium hydroxide makes it kinda bitter.
- professor: youāll understand this concept in your fifth year
Ā student: sir, this is a four-year program
Ā professor: oh, then never
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