wut

id like to live in the pokemon world because i like the idea of finding a mystery egg on my adventures and taking it with me and after a while it hatches and theres just some sentient car keys in there

pokemon eggs are really interesting because theyre all the same size shape and colour regardless of what species it belongs to so if you just obtain an egg youll never know what you could get. could be pikachu. could be god. could be a crocodile. you just dont know and thats half the fun

One of my coworkers was telling me that they had seen these really cute trilobite plushies at another gift shop and recommended them to the store manager at our museum, which lead to us scrolling through the manufacturer's website together on shift today and SHRIEKING with laughter at the exact same moment when we simultaneously noticed that they sell a giant $100 eurypterid body pillow

one lives on my lab couch and 10/10 can confirm best thing to spoon with

[OPENS FRIDGE, REMOVES TUPPERWARE CONTAINER LABELLED "Pomegranates from land of dead do not eat"]

[I REMOVE A SECOND CONTAINER LABELLED "Fairy apples do not eat (Autumn Court)]

[I APPROACH THE BLENDER]

hold on gotta look somehing up

rb if you, like me, are the rare breed of internet user who always closes browser tabs that you dont need. like sorry your computer runs like shit maybe its because you have 50 fucking tabs open, cant relate

I hate that you photoshopped out the right arm of the dog to enhance the realism

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