just a little fella. a little guy, even.

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

Can we please go back to putting summaries on the back of books?? Idc what Susan thought. I want to know what the book is about.

the courier in FNV is so fucking funny if you’re just good at tanking damage and dogshit at dodging attacks because they get shot two (twice) times, get revived, and suddenly they can start sleeping off gunshot wounds to the head, dynamite to the legs, and having their torso littered with laser rifle holes. like can you imagine being benny and knowing that the dude who stepped on three direct landmines and didnt break a sweat is after your ass. terrifying.

BREAKING: Sphinx attacking citizens in centeal park

whyyy

thats actually the riddle the sphynx keeps asking :(

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

1337 how far you've fallen, to not even be imagined by the graph

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

everyone reblogging this and saying some version of "but then odysseus would be home in 10 minutes" how does it feel to be funnier than me on my own post