blocked for loving Barrington Whelk

Being blocked for liking Barrington Whelk is 100% the funniest thing that has ever happened to me in my life

what if I watched project hail mary again and again and again and again

and then what if I read project hail mary again and again and again and again

have i ever shown u people my hand sofa

men got a taste of women's beauty standards and immediately started bashing their facial bones with hammers

I think I figured it out...if you want to buy something imagine yourself hauling it around to another location and ask yourself if it's worth doing that. Surprisingly this doesn't rule out superfluous bullshit but it does rule out a lot of major amenities so it might actually be bad advice. Oh well

to ben quite franklin with you,

meow btw. if you even care.

my sons ranked from most to least hard to love

if cis people are so great then why don’t they have a siberian orchestra 

im just not attracted to anyone or anything ever. until i am.

everyone start eating NOW!!!!!!