the rest is confetti.

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

“tumblr is an echo chamber where people only see opinions of other people they agree with” please be serious. i have longtime beloved mutuals who are swifties. your experience is not universal

together we can make this Hill House a Hill Home.

i dont have any "tinnitus" i have an angel who lives in my blood and she likes to sing songs for me. ok

oh i’m sorry would you rather me beat an alive horse?

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

Here at fuck you I’m going to kill you company, we care

[as if this is not a normal and natural human thing to want] yeah i just really want to connect with people for some reason. Like some weird loser freak

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

(in the middle of a heartfelt conversation, with concerning sincerity) and dont forget that I am evil, and that my death will be announced with singing in the streets