[bob belcher voice] oh my god

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

yooo how do I get out lol 😂 how do i get out of here 😅😭

do you actually like being alone or did you just get used to no one ever showing up for you

"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?