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he sella da puppet

the dark souls 2 gender coffin. guarded by the dark souls 2 gender ogres.

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

you tell me

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I’m ebony black  (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don’t know what dat is get da hell out of here!).

I think those are called cowboys

okay this whole "i'm only funny because of my trauma" bullshit was bad from the start but it's officially crossed the shit idiot event horizon now it's got yall asking if i'd rather suffer horribly, potentially for the rest of my life from the effects even after the traumatic event itself is over, or be... not very interesting? like do you even hear yourself??? get better coping mechanisms. for your own sake.

has anyone checked on tony hawk recently

lastly: if you’re christian and you’re offended by someone utilizing satanic aesthetics in the 21st century, all i can do is laugh. your religion has dominated the globe for centuries. christians have wiped out countless indigenous belief systems and subjugated all sorts of “heathen” peoples. if the people you’ve stigmatized by calling us devil worshipers want to take your boogeyman and make him sexy or transgressive, it’s our prerogative.

For the record Liquid Death are actually super cool and do some cool stuff, like the charity work with these skateboards, but their Aesthetic doesn’t exactly scream “good God-fearing Christians” either, so the double standard is pretty evident