Happy Thoughts

must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

task manager kill this fucking thinbg

revealing of many things perhaps that the ‘you don’t know what you married’ fairytale trope contains such marked thematic differences between male and female protagonists… the selkie, animal wife/swan maiden, and lamia motifs being associated with the heteropatriarchal terror of perceived-feminine interiority; that if you don’t materially force your wife to stay, she might one day be gone, that there are things about her you don’t know and may not be able to understand. while female-focused versions of the structure—bluebeard, the robber bridegroom, fitcher’s bird, mr. fox, and so on—encapsulate the very real danger of abuse without recourse to anything but one’s own cleverness: the common fear that the person you marry and know might turn out to be a stranger after all, or that you may be forced to marry without even superficial knowledge or choice.

Hey all, while we're busy normalizing women with hairy legs, hairy armpits and bushy pubes, let's also normalize women with hairy upper lips, hairy chins, hairy side burns, hairy chests, and all the other places where women are supposedly magically hair-free.

at the very least it'll be really funny when the hero tries to storm my castle to defeat me before i can complete my schemes and finds the "away at dragon's" note i left on my throne.

[while watching the hero from afar in the crystal ball i smuggled into the hoard] wait no you can't just leave. you have to act upset or at least in dismay that your quest must continue. shrugging and turning around is not an option! not allowed! i can totally complete my schemes while still here. im still a threat to the world!

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

bagel 🥯 btw. just think ab it

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

it's important to yell "fuck you kill yourself" at the tv advertisements to counteract the mind control

who else is up permanently feeling like they did something Wrong

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

Stop warning me about mature content I'm literally an adult

who give a fuck. fall out boy forever