boss texted me "i appreciate you staying out of the drama in the office"
i literally have no idea what she's talking about
Then you’re doing a fantastic job at it.
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boss texted me "i appreciate you staying out of the drama in the office"
i literally have no idea what she's talking about
Then you’re doing a fantastic job at it.

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sorry for the mixed signals I don’t know what I want or what I’m doing mostly
Ah these children who always create problems for poor mothers....
mama bear, through gritted teeth: i said “let’s cross the road efficiently with mama”

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my cat is completely obsessed with watching the bathroom sink drain and I have started calling this "her shows." as in when I'm in the bathroom and she meows and runs up I'll be like "oh you want to watch your shows?" and run the faucet for an extra few seconds so it fills a little. she will then sit there at the edge of the sink for ages totally entraptured by the drain. blorbo from her sink
her shows
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this might be my favorite tiktok i have ever seen. absolute gold through and through
GAMING NEWS !!
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we’re really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh
My psych professor mentioned swaddling in lecture so I emailed him a picture of me being swaddled in my dorm room and asked if I could get extra credit because it was really hot in there and I got really sweaty and he was like “fabulous, sure”
I’m going to miss the Honors Advisor from my university.
This is definitely my favorite email i’ve recieved from a professor, with the subject line “back at it”.
one of my all-time favorite emails

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i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.
[Transcript: a tweet from kristelxo.
Being 43 is wild. People your age are living completely different lives.
Some are grandparents. Some are raising toddlers. Some are newly divorced. Some are newly engaged. Some haven't slept in three years. Some are in St. Tropez posting Aperol spritzes from a yacht
Some look 25
Some look like they personally remember the invention of Tupperware.
Nobody got the same assignment. End transcript.]
i swear if the wizard doesnt let me out of his abandoned salt mine soon im gonna fucking LOSE IT
what did you do to be put into the salt mine
i MAY have eaten his special wizard meal. but i think he should let me out tbh
was it good? was it worth it? are you able to bear the weight of your sin?
im not gonna lie it was fucking delicious i would fucking do it again. wait shit youre the fucking wizard in disguise seeing if ive learned my lesson arent you. fuck.
10 YEARS IN THE ABANDONED SALT MINE.

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being too warm during the day: well, this sucks, but this temperature makes sense because the sun is up, and the sun is making me warm. i am unhappy but logically i can deal with it for now.
being too warm at night: what if i kill everybody.
"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!
DIG
DIG
DIG
DIG
OOPS TOO DEEP
CLIMB
CLIMB
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