Lover of fanfic and fanart but not creative myself. Just like the way fandom expands upon things unsaid, unexplored and unexpected. Fan of Fox, Rex, Cody and Obi-Wan Kenobi. Clone rights, Jedi positive, definitely adult, occasional nsft posts, clone shipper.
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Tea Party Surveillance by the Ministry of Looking Glass
So, whatâs his deal here.
Obi-Wan Kenobi is a nurse at Coruscant General, the largest hospital in Wonderland. Heâs relatively easy-going. Heâs distantly related to the precognitive Cheshire Cats. But thatâs a hole in his memory and best forgotten if it werenât for Cody.
Sweet, strong Commander Cody of the Guard who Obi-Wan met while on break. They had shared a muffin, a cigarette, and their phone numbers.
âTea cups in your dreams,â was what Obi-Wan had, apparently, told Cody while they were decidedly occupied with other things, âhide their silent screens.â
It had been enough to alarm Cody, unfathombly broken him out of the Queen of Heartsâ mind control, and thus had disrupted Obi-Wanâs quiet life since its last disruption. A bucket of a can of worms had been exploded open by Obi-Wan saying weird shit and the, uh, the glowing blue eyes had also played a big part in Cody starting to question the very foundations of Wonderland.
One day Obi-Wan woke up with no memories, a job only his muscles and intuition could remember, and a broken watch that somehow always hurt his wrist and was a constant reminder that he was late for something.
.
Obi-Wan Kenobi was a member of the Council of Time Consultants. They watched over the Flow of Time, guarded the Well from which every fate was born, and protected the Balance.
By Wonderland they were seen as a mystical bunch. Rarely seen but always, always ready to help when a personâs fate unbalanced.
In the eyes of most people they held immense power.
âOff with their heads!â Palpatine screeched, voice shrill with excitement and bloodlust and fear of losing now when his goal was so, so close. âOff off off! Now!â
âThis is taking so long, Iâm bored,â Quinlan remarked lowly.
âIt is surprisingly tedious,â Mace agreed from Obi-Wanâs other side.
Obi-Wanâs eyebrow failed to not twitch and he closed his eyes. This was it. âGentlemen, we will see each other again.â
âObi-Wan.â Mace. Steady, calm, an anchor for his concentration to not despair now. âTrust in Time, my friend.â
The lightning had come for their necks. A scalpel and sledgehammer coming between their bodies and their abilities, their connection to Time.
Just once Obi-Wan woke between Before and One Day. Blurrily making out his face mirrored across the hard stone floor where heâd fallen, clock pendulums grand and swinging out of Time.
He had inched a hand forward to his sudden twin, gravel knuckles lightly touching under a slowly opening eye.
Yellow, burnt gold if Obi-Wan had been in the mood for poetry, stared back, hollow and uncomprehending.
The body with Obi-Wanâs face and yellow eyes had been hauled upwards, dragged out of sight that got increasingly difficult to focus.
âPity I need them alive and well,â Obi-Wan had heard as everything went dark.
you're owen lars. your father has fallen in love with a woman and she's enslaved. you and your father aren't rich, but eventually you manage to free her. this one woman. one woman on a planet full of injustices.
you're owen lars. the woman you call mom had another child once. it doesn't make her love you less, but she talks about him in a way that makes it clear that she loved him, too. he's off to be a jedi now and she's very proud.
you're owen lars. your mother's been kidnapped and you have to assume the worst. a man and a woman step into your home and the man announces himself to be that kid who went off to become a jedi. he knows you less than you know him and before anything else can happen, he takes off to bring back his mother, a feat you think is impossible.
you're owen lars. anakin skywalker brings your mom's corpse to your doorstep. her funeral is interrupted by a message of utmost galactic importance.
you're owen lars. your brother is dead. you never saw him again after that first time. there is another jedi on your doorstep, with a baby in his arm and you know what it means and you can't bring yourself to face him as he hands your nephew off to your wife.
you're owen lars. obi-wan ben kenobi is a pain in the ass. he was more your brother's brother than you ever were and he doesn't understand your particular kind of grief, is drowning in his own. you don't even know the full story and kenobi will never tell you all of it. but you have a child to care for so you tell him off and get back to work.
you're owen lars. you didn't know your brother, but you know your nephew and your nephew wants out of this place as soon as possible. you know he won't be safe out there but in the end you're helpless to stop him. and you know the stories, you remember the one time you met him, the days your mother died. and you do this for her and you do this for your father and you do this for your brother and you do this for your nephew.
you're owen lars. your last act is to protect your brother's child. your child.
this will be my last sw post for a while (rest, i need), but I think it's worth remembering that while Luke is cheerful and bold, he also canonically nearly killed Vader in a blind rage. He canonically viciously snaps at people. He canonically throws things in anger. He canonically is so impatient Yoda nearly dipped. Even in episode 6, which is the basis for a lot of the characterization I see, his calmness comes across an iron control, not necessarily gentleness. I do think a lot of the former is due to immaturity, so gently serene Jedi Luke is a reasonable characterization, but I also think it's worth remembering why Luke grew up so fast, why that iron control has appeared in episode 6, and why he is the furthest thing from careless.
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Colored doodle commission for Beepu! They asked for Owen and Beru, and i wasnt sure if i wanted to draw them older or younger, so i did both. Thanks for commisisoning me! :)
âPalpatine did nothing illegal. Being a Sith isnât illegal! The Jedi technically committed treason.â
(Often paired with âthe Jedi deserved to be wiped out.â)
Okay. Letâs pretend for a moment that being a Sith â a philosophy built on domination, cruelty, and the pursuit of power through suffering â somehow isnât illegal because âfreedom of religion.â
Fine. Sure. Letâs play that game.
Because being a Sith Lord in the Revenge of the Sith timeline does not mean Palpatine was quietly practicing some edgy Force spirituality in his spare time.
It means he was the secret architect of the Clone Wars.
It means he was the hidden master of Count Dooku.
It means he was the one orchestrating both sides of a galactic war.
And that is treason (and therefore, y'know, illegal).
The Jedi didnât discover that Palpatine was a Sith. They discovered he was the Sith.
The script is explicit:
ANAKIN: He won't give up his power. I've just learned a terrible truth. I think Chancellor Palpatine is a Sith Lord.
MACE WINDU: A Sith Lord?
ANAKIN: Yes. The one we have been looking for.
â Revenge of the Sith
THE ONE WE HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR.
The Sith Lord who was Count Dookuâs master.
Count Dooku â the public leader of the Separatists.
The Separatists â the faction the Republic is at war with.
Communicating with enemy leadership during wartime is treason. Secretly leading the enemy while serving as Supreme Chancellor of the Republic? Thatâs not protected religious expression. Thatâs high treason on a galactic scale.
This was not âthe Jedi arrested him for having different beliefs.â
They moved against the head of state after discovering he was secretly controlling the opposing military force in a galatic-scale war.
And if someone wants to argue that Palpatineâs emergency powers somehow made him untouchable even after admitting to being the hidden mastermind behind the war he was supposed to be fighting (â as if emergency powers include âimmunity for secretly running the enemy.â)?
Congratulations. Youâve created a world where treason is the only moral option left â so donât blame the Jedi for choosing it.
Authoritarian regimes are often perfectly âlegal.â That doesnât make them just. It doesnât make them right. And it doesnât mean opposing them is automatically wrong.
The Jedi were not overthrowing a lawful leader because of religion.
They were attempting to stop the secret war criminal who engineered the conflict, manipulated the Senate, and refused to relinquish emergency powers.
And since weâre talking about legality:
You know who else legally seized power? Hitler in Nazi Germany.
If your argument is âtechnically it was treason,â then you are also arguing that any German who attempted to overthrow Hitler during WWII was âtechnically committing treason.â
Legality under an authoritarian regime does not define justice.
And if we really want to stretch the comparison â at least Hitler wasnât secretly running the Allied powers while posing as Germanyâs leader. Palpatine was actively directing both sides of the war he was supposed to be fighting.
So no. This was not religious persecution. It was an attempt to stop the architect of a galactic war.
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