Just here for the clones.

just a funny further cracky thought, since they're stuck on coruscant while alpha is being the chancellor, and actively trying to be removed from office without crossing obi-wan's moral boundaries or allowing some scum sucker to take the job, every thing alpha does backfires in that it results in him being even more popular as chancellor, the disaster lineage is still running around the galaxy trying to find the missing baby of their lineage

vice chancellor obi-wan in the meantime, has been registered by one of the wild jedi as their official padawan because will of the force (the force thought it would be funny) and in between senate meetings he's going to classes at the jedi temple and catching up with his friends, his wild jedi master, probably jon but maybe master fay, might show up, obi-wan and alpha17 live in the temple in a master-padawan apartment, alpha likes it better than the apartment allotted to the chancellor even if it's unsettling to come out into the living room and see random wild jedi sleeping on the couch of meditating and floating in the living room before alpha's even had his morning caff

if alpha17 took off his cunning chancellor disguise- a pair of glasses- then members of the senate and general politicians wouldn't recognize him at all

jedi, however, are actually frequently face blind and generally rely on the force to identify people and so alpha's cunning disguise doesn't fool the jedi but mace has a headache just being in the same room as alpha so he doesn't see obi wan and therefore can't snitch to the disaster lineage, other council members are busy and honestly try to avoid politicians so they don't go out of their way to see alpha17 when he's in the temple, thus also overlooking obi wan

the exception is, of course, the glorious shaak-ti who is aware but thinks it's funny and also a good bonding trip for the disaster lineage to run around the galaxy, if alpha17 is not wearing his cunning disguise then shaak-ti will refer to him as master alpha17 or knight alpha17 and she's getting on his last nerve but alpha17 respects that she's not a snitch

cin drallig is just glad to have his best little student back and bullies alpha17 into helping to train the jedi guards which alpha finds is a great way to destress after dealing with politicians

the darksaber is glad to be back home

in the meantime, disaster lineage on their galaxy road trip are actually not running across nearly as many sith adjacent situations or crime syndicates or slave rings or general drama because obi isn't there and the force doesn't think that dooku, yoda, and qui-gon would be able to resolve the situation in the best way without obi, they do still run into some however, just enough to keep them busy

Alpha-17 poorly lying his way upwards!

While I don’t think hed give “Alpha-17” as his jedi name I could see him using 17 Fett, and be like “yeah my…. Sperm donors were huge into the numbers as religious craze…yeaah, but that’s why I was given up to the Jedi cause it was definitely a cult” so then you have Knight 17 or Knight Fett who once he feels like the chance they’re gonna try and kill him in his sleep and take Obi-wan is minimal he starts the argument that he should be Master 17 or Master Fett because he’s never not going to take a promotion and pick a fight. His argument is that he has succeeded in raising apprentices to fully fledged soldiers of the force (from a certain point of view he tells himself, raising cadets into soldiers for the Jedi is the same thing)) AND THE FORCE IS LIKE “he’s not wrong ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ “ and lets the council duke it out before he and Obi-wan make a get away for the 4th time, they time their temple stays when the disasters are across the galaxy

Cin Drallig has his work cut out for him trying to curb and refine and break bad fighting habits Alpha-17 starts teaching and letting Obi-wan pick up. It’s not that Alpha-17 is not teaching Obi-wan to win fights or look out for his weak points but Alpha-17 can only half bake the techniques and theories of the Jedi fight styles. Alpha and Drallig to be creating some kind of spite-not spite respectship between them at least.

Alpha-17 and Shaak ti becomes friends in “this is the frying pan but I know your ass can add fuel to the fire so be nice” and it goes both ways

Obi-wan always loves coming back to the temple and racing to show Madam Nu what Alpha-17 found him and what they’ve found together but Alpha-17 gets huffy when Obi-wan donates to many of their finds to the archives. Jocaster makes sure to take holos and reports to send to Dooku but knows not to threaten the link Alpha and Obi create with her in helping Dooku and Qui-gon catch the pair

Alpha-17 likes stalking and scaring Sifo-Dyas.

Sifo-Dyas does not like Alpha-17 haunting him.

Alt. Prompt - Mission Goes Wrong

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Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: CC-2224 | Cody/CT-7567 | Rex Characters: CC-2224 | Cody, CT-7567 | Rex, Ventress sidequest, Obi-wan Kenobi detour Additional Tags: Rape/Non-con Elements, Torture, Painful Sex, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Clone Trooper Dehumanization (Star Wars), Internalized Homophobia, well. close enough for government work, Fellas is it gay to be gay, Pining While Fucking, First Time, CT-7567 | Rex in the 212th Attack Battalion, Anal Sex, Awkward Blow Jobs, Miscommunication, Dissociation, but only a smidgen!, Mutual Non-Con, Crying During Sex, Erectile Dysfunction Summary:

“You know, this is so different from how I imagined this,” Rex says.

NEW CLONES NEW CLONES NEW CLONES!!!!

They are now hanging out wif dere brovers.

Just a couple bros watching the sunset and eating snacks together.

Captain Vaughn (visor wrong color but I don’t care he’s Vaughn in my heart) and Crow introducing a shiny to the concept of vegetables.

And lastly our remaining two shinies playing outside!

(And I posted these two before but also they’re too cute not too, so here’s the last two!)

No.

Us or them.

— rex in the clone wars novel, aiming at approaching tinnies

i remember seeing some post(s) about clones and droid sentience and this leapt at me today! bc i suppose it comes down to ‘us or them’ of it all something something military indoctrination something

So, what’s his deal here.

Obi-Wan Kenobi is a nurse at Coruscant General, the largest hospital in Wonderland. He’s relatively easy-going. He’s distantly related to the precognitive Cheshire Cats. But that’s a hole in his memory and best forgotten if it weren’t for Cody.

Sweet, strong Commander Cody of the Guard who Obi-Wan met while on break. They had shared a muffin, a cigarette, and their phone numbers.

“Tea cups in your dreams,” was what Obi-Wan had, apparently, told Cody while they were decidedly occupied with other things, “hide their silent screens.”

It had been enough to alarm Cody, unfathombly broken him out of the Queen of Hearts’ mind control, and thus had disrupted Obi-Wan’s quiet life since its last disruption. A bucket of a can of worms had been exploded open by Obi-Wan saying weird shit and the, uh, the glowing blue eyes had also played a big part in Cody starting to question the very foundations of Wonderland.

One day Obi-Wan woke up with no memories, a job only his muscles and intuition could remember, and a broken watch that somehow always hurt his wrist and was a constant reminder that he was late for something.

So. We got lost.

Can I demote Thorn already?? Thire always knows where we need to go...

Fox : me

you're owen lars. the woman you call mom had another child once. it doesn't make her love you less, but she talks about him in a way that makes it clear that she loved him, too. he's off to be a jedi now and she's very proud.

you're owen lars. your mother's been kidnapped and you have to assume the worst. a man and a woman step into your home and the man announces himself to be that kid who went off to become a jedi. he knows you less than you know him and before anything else can happen, he takes off to bring back his mother, a feat you think is impossible.

you're owen lars. anakin skywalker brings your mom's corpse to your doorstep. her funeral is interrupted by a message of utmost galactic importance.

you're owen lars. your brother is dead. you never saw him again after that first time. there is another jedi on your doorstep, with a baby in his arm and you know what it means and you can't bring yourself to face him as he hands your nephew off to your wife.

you're owen lars. obi-wan ben kenobi is a pain in the ass. he was more your brother's brother than you ever were and he doesn't understand your particular kind of grief, is drowning in his own. you don't even know the full story and kenobi will never tell you all of it. but you have a child to care for so you tell him off and get back to work.

you're owen lars. you didn't know your brother, but you know your nephew and your nephew wants out of this place as soon as possible. you know he won't be safe out there but in the end you're helpless to stop him. and you know the stories, you remember the one time you met him, the days your mother died. and you do this for her and you do this for your father and you do this for your brother and you do this for your nephew.