You're the kind of beautiful people make art about

tumblr morally gray woman enjoyers are really sleeping on bette porter from the l word. she's wildly successful but changes jobs every year. she's a serial cheater. she's jealous and possessive. she's a gallery curator with terrible taste in art. she killed someone to save her marriage and then didn't save her marriage. she ran for mayor. she's from philadelphia. she played soccer in middle school. when she wants something from someone she'll just track them down physically to their house and not leave. her power suits are so powerful the l word costume designers had to special order them from europe bc american women's suits don't have big enough collars. she loves her daughter. she pushed a guy down the stairs. when she's stressed she goes to silent retreats. she married and divorced the same woman twice. 2003's shiv roy fr

*guy who doesn't know anything about sports and has never cared about sports in his life* hey did you know womens professional baseball is returning after 70 years and the games are going to be streamed for free on youtube and the season starts august 1st

amazon prime are such cowards for not making another season of a league of their own to coincide with and generate hype for the new women’s professional baseball league

(popular leftist voice) these right wingers are so mad because they get no women. if you are a Good Person a woman will appear and suck your dick.

(popular leftist voice) these right wingers are all sooo poorrrr and stupid. They are stupid because they are poorrrr, racism would never exist in my suburban area

Popular leftist voice: these right wingers must have brain damage. They must be bigots because they are literally reta suffering from blsck mold, or brain damage.

Popular leftist voice: Every single right-wing person is literally so ugly and chopped, let me point out their exact features and how they're ugly. Having bad thoughts literally ages you. Good People are always hot and sexy and have kind countenances.

i heard from ashley 👩🏾 who’s dating celeste 👩🏾‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏼 who used to live with morgan 🏡👩🏼‍🤝‍👩🏻 you were out with her ex 🙅🏾‍♀️💔 and i heard from luca 🧑🏻 who’s dating janelle 🧑🏻‍❤️‍💋‍🧑🏽 you hit up her little sister 👶🏽👯🏽‍♀️ the one who looks twelve 😳🤦🏻 and i laugh about it 🤣😆😂 i laugh so hard i cry about it 😂😭😖 i’m crashing out 🤪🚑 i will never be the one ❤️‍🩹🙅🏼‍♀️❌ you’re a real girl’s girl 👩🏼‍🤝‍👩🏻👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏼 but the girl ain’t me 😭❌👩🏼‍🦰 tried to steal your love 🥷🏼❤️💰 but you give it for free 👅🥵💦 now i’m hearing all about it from your menagerie 💃🏻💃🏽💃🏼 you’re a real girl’s girl a girl’s girl 🫦👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏽 i heard from becca 👩🏾‍🦱 you know she’s my friend 👩🏼‍🐰‍👩🏾🫶 did you think that it wouldn’t get back to me in the end? 🫩🤬 she said you’re sweet 🍯💋but you’re trying too hard 🫷🏾🤢 it’s like every girl who doesn’t care 😐🤷🏾‍♀️ is winning your heart 🏆❤️‍🔥 and i laugh about it 🙂😃😂 i laugh so hard i cry about it 😀😭😰 i’m crashing out 🤬🔫 i will never be the one 💔😵💣 you’re a real girl’s girl 👩🏼‍🤝‍👩🏻👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏼 but the girl ain’t me ❤️‍🩹❌👩🏼‍🦰 tried to steal your love 🥷🏼❤️💰 but you give it for free 👅🥵💦 now i’m hearing all about it from your menagerie 🍑🍑🍑 you’re a real girl’s girl a girl’s girl 💋👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏽 isn’t it so ironic 🙄🤩 how you’re givin away your love 🎁💝 except to the one who wants it 🤲🏻🙏🏻 you know that it want it so much 🥺❤️‍🩹💦 i just think it’s so funny 😂🤬 you know how they run their mouths🚰🫦🫦 runnin it right back to me 🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️ givin me something to laugh about 😆😭😓

I knew It was over for me once I realized I could escape situations by thinking of fictional gay sex

what did sarah say to the german? katja later