Still Have No Idea What's Going On

Haunted house horror movie where the humans are house flippers and the audience is rooting for the ghost to kill them before they tear down all crown molding and paint all the wood.

the lion does not concern herself with papa

The most horrifying thing about being a human is that no matter how intelligent you are or how much customer service training you have, nothing will stop you from being the idiot customer on occasion. At some point you won't read a sign or you'll misread a menu or ask the dumbest question a human has ever formed and there is nothing you can do to prevent this. It will happen. Accept it and continue on your way as one of today's dipshit customers.

"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

washing your face is actually multi tasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair

Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head

13 years later, and I’m still getting notifications regularly to this very day. Happy to know that somewhere out there TV fandoms still exist, and everyone’s still stuck in the trenches.

good morning everyone it's time to be tortured to insanity and then of course tortured for being insane

oh that's what the dwarves were doing

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

Just so we’re clear, movies that are only 15 years old do not need a remake. And movies that are only 10 years old definitely don’t need a remake

And most movies never need a remake!