Still Have No Idea What's Going On

washing your face is actually multi tasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair

Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head

13 years later, and I’m still getting notifications regularly to this very day. Happy to know that somewhere out there TV fandoms still exist, and everyone’s still stuck in the trenches.

good morning everyone it's time to be tortured to insanity and then of course tortured for being insane

oh that's what the dwarves were doing

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

Just so we’re clear, movies that are only 15 years old do not need a remake. And movies that are only 10 years old definitely don’t need a remake

And most movies never need a remake!

clicking 'stay signed in'-buttons used to mean that u would stay signed in

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

whoever's idea it was to have womens t-shirts have those tiny sleeves that go way up into the armpits must have done that maliciously

Girl you are an obligate carnivore

her ball

Eve in the garden