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A Clitoris is actually an undeveloped penis; since we all, at some point, are both male and female in the uterus, before the dominate gene takes over, the penis on a female and a male is actually the same. And once the dominate gene takes over for a male, the clit actually develops into a penis, so technically, when a girl says: suck my dick… I guess it’s kinda politically correct…

That’s also why guys have nipples. 

wow i actually didn’t know that

Lol when I took gender studies in high school our teacher told us this and every guy in the room looked terrified

Basic mammalian biology.

I thought this was common knowledge? O.o well, passing it on to educate others :)

Actually female is the default genetic setting so penises are just giant grotesque clitorises.

omfg reblogging till the end of time

ew

one of these days i’m gonna be having such a major existential crisis at 3 a.m. that i’m gonna literally just leave the building and lie down in the street

someone replied to this w/ a link to a youtube video entitled “how to avoid being basic” thanks

what really scares me is that im average im not really good at anything or really beautiful im going to live an average life with an average job an average income and die an average death with an average funeral and nobody is going to remember me

what the hell do you think i do in the shower

when i cook i have my own fucking show shut up

When i go into my garage im always like ‘this is where the band started’..im not even in a band

i feel like i will have to always live alone because of this

Have you ever considered that you lead yourself on the most. You become attached to the idea of being with that person. You begin imagining being with them and plan little events with them in your head. But when you face every single day without that person, it’s only you that feels the devotion, it’s you who breaks your own heart.

I just came up with the greatest joke ever and I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes straight would you like to hear it

what is kanye west’s favorite kind of omelette 

omeletteyoufinish

i just want a television show where a male character says “you’re not like other girls” and the female character is like “what the fuck is wrong with other girls”

105. Let her divinity shine on us basic bitches

This fucking show