miso and minecraft

Love when the Doctor assumes ‘The United Nations Secretary General’ is a euphemism for lesbian sex. I think we should all adopt that

dadwallet: a condition in which you let your wallet fall apart and disintegrate without ever considering getting a new wallet

there needs to be an easy way to say "i don't have an active sexual interest in you but i would love to explore your body and if you need help getting off or trying new things i'll do it with you". like i dont wanna FUCK you but i DO want to be close to you and play toys with our bodies

i think sex is a fun thing to do with friends. i think it's exciting and pleasurable and often really funny. there are a lot of people i'd have really enjoyable and fun sex with who i wouldn't necessarily say i have a carnal desire for. plus i would kill to get more casual flirting and kink in my life by any means necessary.

“i have an alien thingy to catch” “i have a date with a cylinder” yeah you do dude, i’ve read allll about it on ao3