Future of an Expanding Universe

idk if it’s the mental illness but sharing literally any information feels like oversharing. i’ll be like “i skipped breakfast this morning” and immediately im like “i might as well have told them where i buried the money”

My advice as an Elder GayTM (30 years old) is to embrace the "oversharing." Be liberated from self-censorship. Trust yourself to know the difference between the private and the truly inappropriate. It's a great way to make friends.

Where do the worms go....

slathered on top, like a garnish

What the FUCK is that mouth thing

dental dam—but the surgical kind, not the sexy kind

fucking incredible

being gay is fun and cool until youre around heteros and theyre saying things. Then being gay feels significantly less fun and cool

weird to think 1990 was 30 years ago

I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

An occupational hazard of cab driving I had not previously considered

Are you implying that if the ghosts had not disappeared, they would have paid their fare?