crying between thrusts,

them: hey so what gender are you me: oh actually i… i lost my gender in a terrible accident. its very hard for me to talk abt

them: hey so what gender are you me: ok so you know that feeling where u arent sure whether or not you’ve left the stove on? them: ….yeah? me: its that

happy eighth birthday to aeiou

a speedrunner, while moving through an unrendered void at a thousand miles an hour because they punched a goat in a weird way: okay coming up is one of the hardest bosses in the entire game luckily we’ve tricked the game into thinking we’re holding a billion guns at once so he should be easy aand done now we’re gonna throw this spoon at the wall to skip the cutscene and kill our own dad to end the game early and that’s time thanks guys

downside: now i have to find something new illegal to do on a daily basis so i can keep calling myself a criminal

Me: reblogs cute picture Me: the government is corrupt and wants nothing more than to kill you Me: reblogs funny post