Succ(ulents)

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me: you fool. you utter buffoon. you think I feed my beloved pet industrial waste? you think I let him drink pesticides and herbicides?? You think I give him access to fucking sewage??? He eats exclusively recyclables and biodegradible trash. If we took political action to limit pesticide usage and force huge companies to stop dumping waste in unsafe areas, the Grimer and Muk population could all be much healthier and safer to be around. In this TED talk, I will

YES my partner is a Grimer. YES I carry rubber gloves on my person at all times so I can pet him when he is a good boy. WE EXIST.

okay so not that anyone asked, but i spruced up my lup comic because i can and its important to me. 

Reblog to have Carrie Fisher blow you a kiss

Thor: Ragnarok (2017) // Men in Black: International (2019)

Has anyone posted a female presenting Naples yet?

Everyone reblog this as much as possible over the next two weeks for good luck

They dont like it already

Hold on lemme post another one

Like clockwork

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

Ne forget pas les quatres food groupes mes amis!