Tree's blanket cave

Dude snakes r so cool we rly love them and we got to see a bunch at the zoo yesterday and they were soo cute :3

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

“you’re such a ray of sunshine!” thanks! one day i chose to act happy and then i kept choosing it over and over and over and over until the neurological pathways formed like desire paths in the thicket. i dug and clawed my nails into the grooves of my brain and carved out joy. i retouch it every day.

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may i offer you a tank of dinguses in this trying time?

That. That's the face. If you make THAT FACE hard enough and correctly, kind of pulling a long face while squinching up as well, you will valve your nostrils shut hands-free. Watertight.

i love that they all just churn each other under while paddling

reblog to summon godzilla directly into washington dc

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Gender is a performance and it’s time to play the music it’s time to light the lights it’s time to meet the muppets on the muppets show tonight

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