a dreadful bond

i think it’s very sweet that jack and barbossa are undeniably the two worst pirate lords just like in terms of meeting their job expectations

the other seven of them all have full fleets that they command from the sprawling luxury of their estates where they sit atop amassed decades of wealth these two assholes have spent fifteen years fighting over the same oversized dinghy 

For those of you who have blocked Blue Blazes, a notorious racist and homophobe/biphobe in the Pirates of the Caribbean fandom, please be wary that she remade her blog: @admiral-and-mrs-norrington

captain jack sparrow had sexual tension with nearly every single person he interacted with and had a sword fight with yet you’re telling me that not a single one of those sword fights featured the sword chin tilt?

yeah your wedding may have been nice, but did you get married on a boat, in the ocean, in the rain, in the middle of a maelstrom, while fighting for your life against immortal fish people, while the old man performing the ceremony puts colorful curses in the middle of his speech? then, did you both cross swords thinking the other was another enemy, then realizing it was your love, did you then have the most epic in-the-rain-kiss of all time? I didn’t think so.