(hands you the mic)

"Today Beckett would be popping Xanax like crazy. His whole behaviour screams benzo addiction, like he wokes up, has a breakfast consisting of half a litre of tea, two glasses of the 18th century equivalent of cognac Henri IV Dudognon Heritage and three 2mg Xans and just goes "I'm going to get the heart of Davy Jones and control the oceans"."

"Everyone is wrong and boring regarding Jack's music taste. He would listen to disco and cumbia."

"i need to bounce on davy jones' dick crazy style"

"Confessions should be about kinky stuff or unhinged ideas, not to complain about the opinions other fans have regarding the characters. I don't care an Elizabeth fan broke into your grandma's home, anon, let's talk about important stuff, like, for example, should we rank the characters based on how neat their breeches smell? Imo, Norrington would be at the top and the bottom of that list at the same time."

"Up to this day I don't think I have fully understood the entire plot of awe. I don't know if it's me being stupid or it's just super complicated."

"james norrington has a very compelling story arc up until his death, especially for the time the movies came out, that’s normally why people like him. if u have actual reasons to dislike the character that’s ur business but its really weird to see people get angry with fans specifically because he’s a well-liked character. it doesn’t make u cool or different btw and ur very welcome to have ur own favorite character to talk about instead of being annoying for free"

"Carina is a Mary Sue, and no one can convince me otherwise. "Look, she's smart, she's pretty, and she's the daughter of one of the coolest characters in the franchise. Yes, and she's too important for the plot." That's ridiculous, guys. I refuse to accept her."

"Elizabeth Swann doesn't care if you don't like her, you're just jelaous. Keep crying"

"you only hate Elizabeth Swann because you know you’ll never BE HER!!! ELIZABETH SWANN FOREVER!!!!"

"Don't ask me to elaborate BUT I just know that both Norrington and Beckett prefer to come inside, with Beckett just going for it while Norrington would take your preference into consideration. Will too, but he would always offer to pull out. Barbossa and Jack are both freaky, Barbossa being considerably more freaky in that regard than Jack."

"I don't care about shipping any of the characters. All the cast is hot, and I prefer to be isekaid into that world and have a love fest with them than waste time shipping."

She could have gotten her own ship and sailed the seas with the others."

"MacKenzie Crook and Lee Arenberg don't get enough credit for what they did with Pintel and Ragetti. The characters didn't even have names on the original first script and by Worlds End, they were main cast and beloved."

If I had my way, it should have all ended at Worlds End."

"Ragetti and Tia Dalma/Calypso had such potential as a ship. I wish Disney would have gave it more of a shot."

"POTC lost it's luster for me after the killed off Ragetti and Pintel, they made the first 3 movies for me."

I have considered that, yeah! My problem there is it's kinda hard for me to decide if a confession counts as hate or not. I don't want to have to draw a line of which opinions are considered too negative and which aren't, since ultimately I try to remain neutral on here. This is just a blog I run in my spare time and I don't want to get too bogged down with going over every single confession trying to decide if it counts as hate or not. I am really sorry if that upsets someone but I just don't have the time for it :(