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What vexes all men?
The sea?
Sums?
The dichotomy of good and evil?
I need everyone to know that the ship Götheborg, the world's largest ocean-going wooden sailing ship, answered a distress call the other day.
Imagine waiting for the coast guard or whatever to show up and instead a replica of 18th century merchant ship pulls up and tows you to the coast.
pov: you’ve been transported to the 17th century
#in the article it says that the sailboat sailors were concerned because they could not be towed quickly because of the kind of boat#so they asked Götheborg what type of ship they were and warned that they would not be able to go above a certain speed#and götheborg went ' we are also a sailboat. 50 meters length. no worries :) '#and the poor sailboat sailors were just like ' That's not possible. they have to be messing with us' and then the ship Rolled Up (via bunjywunjy)
I'm crying. Here's a photo of a sailor from the Götheborg watching over the little sailboat in tow:
From the story:
We repeatedly emphasized that we were aboard a small 8-meter sailboat, but the response was the same each time: "We are a 50-meter three-masted sailboat, and we offer our assistance in towing you to Paimpol." We were perplexed by the size difference between our two boats, as we feared being towed by a boat that was too large and at too fast a speed that could damage our boat. The arrival of the Götheborg on the scene was rapid and surprising, as we did not expect to see a merchant ship from the East India Company of the XVIII century. This moment was very strange, and we wondered if we were dreaming. Where were we? What time period was it? The Götheborg approached very close to us to throw the line and pass a large rope. The mooring went well, and our destinies were linked for very long hours, during which we shared the same radio frequency to communicate with each other. The crew of the Götheborg showed great professionalism and kindness towards us. They adapted their speed to the size of our boat and the weather conditions. We felt accompanied by very professional sailors. Every hour, the officer on duty of the Götheborg called us to ensure everything was going well.[...] This adventure, very real, was an incredible experience for us. We were extremely lucky to cross paths with the Götheborg by chance and especially to meet such a caring crew. Dear commander and crew of the Götheborg, your kindness, and generosity have shown that your ship is much more than just a boat. It embodies the noblest values of the sea, and we are honored to have had the chance to cross your path and benefit from your help.
"Our destinies were linked for very long hours" is just knocking me out.
Anamaria my love ❤️❤️
good thing they didnt have Grindr during the age of sail imagine coming into range of the enemy and in the tense quiet before the storm all your officers' phones go off

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i read that capuchin monkeys scream at the top of their lungs when they see someone they like so now i’m envisioning that one part in dmc a little differently
Having another moment of PotC insanity in my drafts in what will come out to be some fresh and messy meta posts eventually, but in the meantime
I love this entire shot. Something about the way Elizabeth and Will are in their own moment but there's a sword literally poking him in the neck and Jack is just kind of like :| makes me lose it
"The Problem Is Not The Problem. The Problem Is Your Attitude About The Problem." - Jack Sparrow
“The world’s still the same, there’s just less in it.” - Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

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Man, sometimes I look back at the PotC fandom in 2006 and like
They really spent Dead Man's Chest making Jack make every selfish, deplorable decision he possibly could with an asterisk at the end, literally getting two crews killed under his command and agreeing to (at least temporarily) sell off other people's souls in exchange for his, and just because of that asterisk that maaaaaybe he didn't mean it to be permanent, instead of debating the complexity of his character, or the nuance of Elizabeth's decisions, a large chunk of the fandom uhhh (checks notes) decided Elizabeth was irredeemably evil for killing him.
So it's straight up like "Nature is healing" to see so many fans on tumblr just straight up cheering her killing him on, especially without being interpreted as "hating" his character lmao
I love his hands 😤❤️🔥
valentines with which to win your fair lady’s heart. or not. probably not.
(partially based on some questionable potc valentines i made years ago)
some silly edits i made but i don't think i've posted here yet
which one are you
rascal
scoundrel
villain
knave
devil
black sheep
really bad egg
beggar
blighter
ne'er-do-well cad
me hearty

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there's a pirate character in date everything and his name is captain jacques pierrot... it took me a minute to get the pun but i am so amused