Remember Me For Centuries

British tumblr right now is like half cheeky nandos with the lads and half screaming in terror about the government

all my years of blogging have led me to this moment i can officially close now

Your cats gaydar just turned on

“There’s a cure?!” asked the girl that kills everything she touches.  “Hey shut up we’re perf” replied the girl that makes clouds. 

For real though. Storm has stopped an entire tsunami before. “Makes clouds my ass” she can conjure lightning and tornadoes and is revered as a god in her tribe. She literally changes atmospheric pressure and that’s how she flies. So fuck you. Storm is flawless.

I think you missed the part where the GIRL WHO KILLS EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES wants to NOT KILL EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES and everyone dismisses her incredible misfortune just because the lady who is the AVATAR OF THE STORM won the fucking SUPERPOWER LOTTERY

WHY IS WALKING PAST STRANGERS SO STRESSFUL

sir im going to need to see your license 

no he’s a very good driver. i’m so proud of him

Don’t you see…he is too young ..

he just looks young. promise. he will always be my baby boy but he is a man now. i have to accept that

did Harry Potter really have a currency called a knut??? how did preteen (and let’s be real twenty year old) wizards deal w that??

not to be emo or anything but like….i am