milf-wagon

that's a cat ✅️

Ilya: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives Shane: I wake up at 4:30 am Ilya: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

why do creepy child ghosts always laugh in abandoned buildings. theres nothing even funny in there

self sabotage is weird because what do you mean i make myself miserable and i'm aware of it but don't know how to stop.

So it's not my circus, but one of my monkeys did previously work there so i actually have a lot of opinion's on the circus' labor practices

it is funny to hear that wikipedia is apparently losing site visits to AI because let me tell you wikipedia is not losing site visits from me I am all up in that bitch 24/7 I am reading her down like an enemy I am on wikipedia like white on rice

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

they need to invent a staying up late that doesn't make you get less sleep

"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence

they did the research in the first place because they believed you and wanted to tell people about it. they are not our enemies.

Sometimes "they" are us who got an entire graduate degree for the explicit purpose of saying this stuff where academics might take it seriously.

me and the persistent phantom guilt that clings to my aura like wet laundry