courfeyrac, no.

oh to make pasta from scratch with the love of your life and then eat it and then kiss and then sleep

this is what dating an instgram influencer must be like

i ate an edible and saw cats 2019 and let me tell you i was NOT ready for the main cats name to be my name too and when one of those fuckers onscreen said my name i JUMPED

yes I DO live under a rock and her name is the Moon and she is always smiling but she teaches me nothing

Can you imagine getting roasted this hard by your elementary schooler’s english project?

you ever just suddenly remember that linguini and remy can’t communicate. linguini does not have some special ability to understand rats. he just fuckin. accepts that this weird rat wants to cook and can control him with his hair. he’s just okay with that

no thoughts word doc empty

many thoughts word doc being edited on my phone in the publix cracker aisle

i think we should just be able to use counterfeit money. like who cares

"oh boo hoo i cant accept this" well. i worked really hard on it

Lower the driving age to 12 just for fun

galwednesday: #imagine being a clairvoyant cafe owner and using your powers to prank former child star Macaulay Culkin #the culmination of years of work #at last the prophecy is fulflled