I should be named Lacrecia Evans

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the way homestuck did its clouds...

as of today it has been one length of homestuck since homestuck ended (4/13/2009 -> 4/13/2016, 4/13/2016 -> 4/13/2023)

homestuck day observed

*tired disgruntled middle aged mom voice* okay everyone gather around the kringlefucker and let's get this over with

the kringlewhat

what the shit does that mean

I see all of you people who had this post queue’d for 4/13. Good job.

@ the people upset that they got dirk: that’s between you and god my friend

Do you guys pronounce it "i.p.r.e." or ih-pree

homestuck canon is so wild that you can tell me virtually anything happened and i’ll believe you. like you can say “terezi murdered dave” and i’ll be like “that sounds about right” and actually i’m gonna have to refrain from writing the rest of this post because i just remembered that terezi did, in fact, murder dave