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I don't even know how to feel about these

Unlike billionaires, pickpockets often recognize they have a lot in common with the potential victims of their crime.

This reminds me of Rhys Nicholson the comedian who got mugged and the mugger said "I promise this isn't a hate crime, my sister is a lesbian im pro gay rights"

Works every time 🤷🏼‍♀️

Dewey is hard femme

I want to be Louise when I grow up

The writing in this show is so flawless

the “dont tell me to shut up” part has me in stitches all the time

AAAHHH NO HES TURNING HIS SWAG ON! *something happening to me that looks like im being bludgeoned to death by an invisible person*

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure

i love the attention to detail. tomorrow is the one of the 7 days hes not on ket

i need to start collecting novelty lighters or i'll fucking die

utterly spectacular. endlessly charming. magnificent beyond magnificence.

though I still love Chronicles of Narnia the older I get and the more I learn the clearer it becomes to me why it would have driven Tolkien completely insane

The Santa part almost ruined their friendship

Tolkein is the nerd that complains that characters’ costumes and weapons are impractical and Lewis is the nerd that thinks the designs fuck

youre laughing. trump/biden shippers hacked trump’s twitter to make a tweet about how much he loves biden but instead of following through with it they just published all his drafts that included the n word and you’re laughing.

i personally love getting news like this

i’ve been bamboozled because I don’t read username. let this be a warning to everyone

The fact that I read this and didn’t question it says a lot about 2020