I’m Snooty You’re Snotty

I think kafka’s diaries are the strongest evidence that journaling is not necessarily good for your mental health

it's because he didn't use washi tape

born to always mourn the present like it’s already become a memory

Turning the brightness all the way down on my phone so the businesswomen on my 7am train can't see me suck shit at sudoku

idk what it is about kids these days that makes them so funny but in any case my friend just told us about how her younger sister babysits for a 7 and 9 yr old and one day they said they wanted to play “bus drivers” and they made wheels and everything but then the game was just being bus drivers at a union meeting discussing their problems

your girlfriend told me that she thinks my takes are way more nuanced than yours. yeah she thinks you can’t get past surface level interpretations and she’s leaving you for my analysis. sorry

it’s not “am I good enough to do it?”, it’s “do I like it enough to be bad at it?”

Holy shit that's so cool

Finally “do you love the colour of the sky” got compressed for our convenience

I love the phrase gross misconduct. babygirl your behavior is yuckydisgusting

i'm here to let you know your sentence long post did not account for every single human experience. please delete it immediately and apologize with tears

hi manager. please disregard my habit of getting extremely sick out of nowhere. i am known for this worldwide as yet another of my lovable and awesome employable traits. my special ability is to get sosick

Reblog this to prove your blog was made before the February 2022 tumblr resurgence

i am terrified about what apollo may do with this post