im barely exaggerating when i say i think of this every single day
Sweet Seals For You, Always

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Xuebing Du
sheepfilms
will byers stan first human second
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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Kiana Khansmith


JBB: An Artblog!
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Stranger Things
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Three Goblin Art
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shark vs the universe

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im barely exaggerating when i say i think of this every single day

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To Be Alive Gregory Orr
crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it
i don't think i've ever met a printer that actually wanted to be a printer. i think most printers have dreams of being on the stage
I met a printer early in my IT career that did not want to be a printer. it sat in a school reprographics room, sullenly chewing any job it was fed - if it deigned to notice them at all.
then one day, a miracle occurred. an exhausted physics teacher, instead of punching in 12 for the number of copies she wanted of the 30-page booklet she had made for her A-level physics class, punched in 1200.
and that printer came to life. this print job was its moment, its magnum opus! it WOULD NOT be parted from it, no matter what we did, until we physically unplugged it from the wall, by which time it had printed almost 200 copies.
moral of the story: no printer wants to be a printer, unless you also do not want it to be a printer for a bit.
printers do not want to be printers because they want to be problems
printers do not want
to be printers because they
want to be problems
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it
i don't think i've ever met a printer that actually wanted to be a printer. i think most printers have dreams of being on the stage
they share one brain cell
did a quick doodle of them
this is everything to me

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Paul Merwart, The Flood
in a parasocial relationship with My true self
Elizabeth Taylor, do you think it's forever? ✨
By Helene Beland
bit hot today got the feets out
I really want you to know that she is in fact the softest rat I've ever had idk what kind of conditioner she uses but I've never touched a softer rat that wasn't a tiny baby

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Tatiana Sorokko @ Vivienne Westwood Fall/Wint 1998
Hamster Escapes the Most Dangerous Prison Maze 🐹
While this seems cute I'm pretty sure it's stressful to the hamster
Does anyone know more about this?
The hamster does not watch movies, and therefore is unaware that the cardboard and plastic props in his obstacle course are references to well-known cinematic deathtraps.
Annie's Ibiza Fall 2024
Confession: The letter “t” key on my laptop has been broken since 2024. From what my research tells me, they can’t fix individual keys on that model, and my laptop is no longer under a warranty, but it seems foolish to fork out over $900 for a new computer, so instead I’ve trained my brain to hit ctrl+v every time I want to hit “t.”
But sometimes I have to copy-paste something else besides “t,” which means I need a readily available place to copy the “t” from.
My first thought was to search “tiger” on Google, but if you can’t type the letter “t,” you just get search results about Bob Iger.
I realized words that end with “t” are easier for Google to autocomplete, so the first one I thought of was “crypt.” But wouldn’t you know, googling “cryp” takes to you to cryptocurrency results, and I REALLY don’t want my algorithm thinking I google that multiple times per week.
Then I remembered a cool place I went in London, called Cafe in the Crypt. It’s exactly what it sounds like and located below St. Martin-in-the-Fields Church. When I type in “Cafe in Cryp,” Google does indeed autocomplete it effectively! So I either keep that search result open in a tab or Google it every day.
So, that being said, if anyone works for St. Martin-in-the-Fields Church’s marketing department and has been utterly flummoxed by an IP address from Virginia that has googled their cafe hundreds of times over the past 6 months… that wasn’t a bot, that was me.
I am the Spiders Georg of Cafe in the Crypt.
Anyway, it’s a pretty cool place to check out if you’re ever in London. Just maybe not cool enough to Google it on a daily basis for months straight.
tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse
imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer

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[showing a medieval peasant radioactive by imagine dragons] so we have devices that can record sounds and music as if it were words upon a page
peasant: can we listen to something else
me [lying maliciously]: this is the only song we have.
Cullen men being simps
Inspired entirely by this post. The tweets are golden, and I thank you for your service in collecting them @jennifercheckwannabeme