The issue of relatability plagues art . Not everything has to be relatable to you to be good. Step outside of urself for once!!!

women are the only thing that matter .

not that women are things

characters cleaning blood off their partner's face is just PEAK romance actually. bonus points if it's someone else's blood

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

"you only like her because shes a woman" yup "you let female characters get away with too much" yes "if a man did this you would hate him for it" indeed

mutuals we've known each other for so long and I'm ready to meet your parents.

if you zoom in on ned then spider-man brand new day is literally like what if you felt your heart reaching out for another person so fondly and fiercely that you build an app that connects millions of people just so you can know where he's been and you want to find out who he is behind his many masks just so you can say thank you (and be safe and i love you) and you have a secret handshake in the well of your memory and a lego figurine on your desk and there's another aspect of those memories that your mind can't really hold onto but you keep trying to build a life around those empty spaces and then one day you're eating a sandwich and a man tells you his name and oh.... how could you ever have forgotten your best friend?