oh worm?

At 4am you experience new, worse emotions that suck bad and aren't good. However, you can play videogames a bit longer. "The Beast's Dilemma"

you shouldnt have to pay for the dentist. the dentist should pay me for satsifying their weird fetish

guy wearing expensive business suit stops outside his office building and, looking distressed, repeats to himself ‘my normal guy slay, my normal guy slay’

bitcoin is crashing again lol

and i choose to be a gigantic hater 💖

jerking off with adhd is so funny youre like going ham and all of a sudden its time to check tumblr

Baby war

how fucking dystopian is this though

be careful driving around me lest my baby die before his destined time on the battlefield

they need to make an app for the mentally ill …

this is the app we r on it rn babe

i don’t “follow” my favorite bands. i just get pleasantly surprised when i find out that they released an album 2 months ago.

everything in life is bad. takes a shower. washes off the gunk. oh. oh it was the gunk again.

she killer on my jeff until i the

they should invent a digestive system that works

so it turns out that climbing onto a rooftop in the middle of the night does solve all your problems, but i failed to consider that it would create a brand new one

Around here we support slackers, cheaters, underachievers, and, especially, burnouts

the second radish is 29 feet away

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

lgbtq people are like "look at my babygirl!!!" and the babygirl is a middle-aged man who has gone through the horrors of life