Wild At Heart And Weird On Top

to me the entire internet is rage bait content

It's okay if you're 22 and still sleep with a stuffed animal it's called having the cuddlers spirit and it's actually what gets you into heaven

the most problematic maiden at the joust

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

leads you to my room giggling and smiling and pushes you onto the bed and my face goes deadpan and i shoot you without hesitation