Wild At Heart And Weird On Top

this is something an NPC says to you at a bakery in the witch alps version of disco elysium

hey man. i didn't see you at the ambient red lighting and horse store. you ok man?

i got assigned a grey alien pen pal and all I send him are polaroids of me grabbing my nuts &flipping the bird

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

i still can’t believe renaissance fairs are real

it’s like anime expo for fans of the black plague

have you ever actually been to one or are you just basing this on that episode of family guy

the implication that i’ve ever seen an episode of family guy in my life is worse than all the medieval insults that have been thrown at me so far

(Comes back from the evil sorceress’s tower covered in suspiciously placed bruises and poorly hidden hickeys) Uh Yeah Uhm she was torturing me Haha don’t worry abt it. By the way have you guys ever considered joining Her Dark Army