They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

there’s so much joy in living a private life. looking really pretty and not posting it, going to a new city and not telling anyone, getting a fancy dinner by yourself dressed up.... like it just feels like life.. i feel alive and less preformative

bald people are so attractive its ruining my fucking life

they should let me listen to music while looking out the window of a train for my entire life

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse