The BEST trope is when a character tells another “let’s run away together, we can leave all of this behind and start a new life somewhere” and gets rejected. And then the rest of the tragedy unfolds

(emerges 3 hours later covered in blood) i figured out what emotion i was feeling

girls who are in pain all the time deserve $100,000 and the sloppiest head imaginable

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

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Your therapist asks you "Who in this image do you see yourself as?" and then shows you a drawing of two shirtless skinny anime catboys with a thread of saliva going between their lips

It was actually just an ink blot but thank you, this gives me a lot to work with

i bought the new Lego Tower of Babel set but the instructions stop making sense about halfway through the little booklet thingy.

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

this post is making me pronounce hardcover in a way i never considered

i miss my cardboard boxes

my cat, completely uninterested in the toys I ordered for him

everything is a reference when you're crazy